This is the best website in the world. it doesnt get any better than this. i am a male singel and ready to mingle with your mother at the first chance i see. i am extremely hrony and WILL do your mother. i am from ohio and i love to go fishing with ian curtis. ian curtis passed away in an accident in a lake last year *REAL!* i will write whatever i want on this website and you cant do anything about it becuase this is my website and i have the sole ownership. i wear a size 9 in nike sneakers but i honestly dont like nikes very much. kanye is stupid and gay and he can smell my farts. if you think otherwise get off omy website or read it and wheep bit***s!!! oh yea and i forgot to mention, im allowed to swear because my mom doesnt know how to use the computer XD LAMOF (party rockers) look i will say the f word now . FUCK> haha i bet that scared the liberals out of my website. my favorite food is hamburger from bruger king. i think burger king is better than mcdonalds. i love the smoky after taste it has. now i will tell you a personal anecdote , when i was 12, i climbed up on the kitchen counter. i used the overhead dish cupboard to pull myself up. but unfortunately, the whole dish cupboard fell on to me and hurt my legs. i didnt brake my legs but there where lots of blood. i also didnt die so you can chill. also when i was 2 i went to disney land and i saw a buzz light year toy and i begged my mom to buy it but she didnt. that is also the first memory i have of my life.so moral of the story, dont pull your self up using a cupboard because there is a chance it falls on top of you and you die. or become flat like flat stanley. i am not sure if youll become flat stanley so iwouldnt try. thinking back, why didnt i turn in to flat chop? i think its because of the use goverment but i am not sure how its related. smell you later enjoy your stay in chop land!!!!!!!!!!


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